How many times have you sat on your couch watching the Spurs when your girlfriend asks "why the hell is Will Smith playing in the NBA?" You laugh and then tell her "no sweetie, that's not Will Smith. It's Robert Horry." She answers back, "who?" You simply say, "exactly."
   The athletes that play sports are people. And in some cases, people look like people. Especially celebrities and sports athletes. We here at Feature Presentation aren't perverts (well, not all of us), but we aren't dumb either. The Olsen twins look alike - and happen to be gorgeous - so we thought what the hell, we got our models.

Most Valuable Coach
Ron Rothstein Miami Heat Assistant Coach	Uncle Carl My stud uncle

One gets to coach and mentor Dwyane Wade, the other does the same with me. My Uncle Carl wins, because Coach Ron gets help with having Shaq on the same team.

Legends
Frank Robinson Retired MLB Manager/Player	Robert Guillaume Actor

If you haven't heard of Frank Robinson, please stop reading here and block this website because you are not a sports fan. The other guy is Robert Guillaume, who should also be a recognizable face to all groups. To sports fans he was in the show "SportsNight" ... To computer geeks, he's a voice in "Half Life 2" ... To everyone else remembers him as the voice in the "The Lion King."

Young Guns
Ryan Zimmerman Nationals 3rd Baseman	Randy Orton WWE wrestler

One is a legend killer (Orton), the other is a legend-in-the-making.

Canada vs. Cavemen
Edge WWE Wrestler/Superstar	Caveman Geico Model

It may look like a stretch, but we had to dig through the archives to find a decent picture of the infamous caveman. If you notice closely, Edge and the caveman have some similar physical features, making us believe that we started from cavemen, then we became Canadiens, before evolving into what we are today. If that theory doesn't work, then "I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa" should explain it.

Hard @$$
Robert Fick Nationals Catcher	Wes Real World Austin

They are both known for being hard asses that don't take any crap from anyone. Robert isn't afraid to speak his mind and doesn't back down from anyone. Wes is very much the same. Only difference: Robert does it on a level of MLB superstars. Wes on the "reality" show "The Real World." Somehow, I think Fick would win in a fight. But, I will give it to Wes, that he's hooking up with hot ass Johana.

GhostFace Teachers
Jeff Van Gundy Rockets Head Coach	Vincent Schiavelli Actor

Van Gundy teaches Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady how to hoop it up. Vinny played the teacher Mr. Vargas in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and was the subway ghost in the movie "Ghost" and taught everyone's favorite ghost, Sam, how to get in touch with the living.

Boy Band @$$
Matt Leinart | Arizona Cardinals QB	Nick Lachey | Singer (former hubby of the gorgeous Jessica Simpson)

Maybe Jessica left Nick because she wanted to hook up with Matt? In all fairness, Nick should've been able to hook up with Ashlee then.

Tough Guy
David Bell | Phillies 3B	Kurt Russell | Actor

How many packs of cigarretes does it look like these two go through in a day?